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A short Simon parlor
Simon has been starting to say quite a few words recently, so i though it would be proper to assemble a list of the more cryptic parts of his current vocabulary. Consider it a handy guide for conversations with him.
His very first word I think its safe to say was ‘No’, and short thereafter he started to use his new word in contexts learned from his older brother such as ‘no i dont want to’, ‘no! i want to walk’, ‘no i don’t want to sit’ etc. That has been going on for months and months, but he still has not taken the time to learn to say ‘Yes’
The most frequent utterance from this pedandic fellow has to be ‘ OJ NEJ! ‘ ‘ OH NO! ‘ expressed in a dramatic voice whenever he discovers a drop of milk on the table, a smear on his pants or in similarly traumatic situations.
kaj ‘cold’, but also ‘water’
hihi bicycle
a-ha his older brother Aron
huhu dog
maoo cat
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Skynet
According to the Terminator clock at 8:11pm the 19th of April, Skynet will become self-aware.
http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2011/05/ballmer-skype-announcement/



